January 2011
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Black Books commentary
Bill Bailey: I never got to shoot scenes in the sun, I got scenes under a cloudy sky, naked with a water bottle bouncing off my genitals.. or poked or burnt with a pan
Tamsin Greig: yeah, and you don't have periods
Dylan Moran: what's that got to do with anything?!
Tamsin Greig: well you see, it all balances out in the end, doesn't it
Bill Bailey: oh you cynically played the lady card, don't try the lady card, we have to shave every day, I have a lot of money on hair products
Tamsin Greig: HE doesn't have to shave every day
Bill Bailey: no and well he doesn't
Dylan Moran: I have to scrape every day
Tamsin Greig: I shave every day!
aliceswelly asked: I don't like it either. It doesn't mean I don't watch it - I just cringe all the way through it because I've run out of other, better things to watch.
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Believe me I've triiiied to watch Miranda
I just can’t. I stop after 10 minutes. It’s either stopping or shooting myself.
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Black Books commentary
Bill Bailey: if you've got a sea urchin spine in your foot, you have to have someone wee on your foot and then the chemicals in your urine would extract the sea urchin's spine
Dylan Moran: that's right, and if you get bitten by an elk in the face, you have to have someone shit on your head
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Black Books commentary
Bill Bailey: that was a real bacon roll, I really wanted to eat that bacon roll
Dylan Moran: that is so sad that you remember a bacon roll from three years ago
Bill Bailey: Dylan, I can remember brunches I had in 1992.. No, before that, in the late 70's..
Dylan Moran: ..pictures of food you saw in Cosmopolitan
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Black Books commentary
Dylan Moran: you got all the wardrobe
Tamsin Greig: I have to have a wardrobe!
Dylan Moran: why do you need more clothes, did the other ones break?
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“Because that’s still how Irish people are seen, as twinkly-eyed fuckers...”
– Dylan Moran
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“Whisky turns you into two people: one of you’s very nice, you’ll go...”
– Dylan Moran
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Is it actually possible not to sing along to...
No, didn’t think so
FOR AAALL THE REST OF TIIIIIIIIME, YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAAAAAUHUAUZIHFIUZEHF!
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“Toddlers: A wardrobe for action. The hectic day of the developing child includes...”
– Dylan Moran
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“It’s not that often that you’re on tour and you get asked if you...”
– Dylan Moran
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“I’m rather looking forward to being old, you know. That way when I’m in a...”
– Dylan Moran
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“It’s not easy being a man, oh no! I had to get dressed today. And there...”
– Dylan Moran
Deep thoughts on Skins 5x01
One of the gay dads has gorgeous eyes
That’s it
thecoconutscientist asked: Do you know where I can download How Do You Want Me? for free?
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I don't find the movie Blue Valentine any good
I want to shoot all the characters in the knees. Antipathy.
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Hey hey hey
I’ve been away (you didn’t notice, i know, the internet is magic) but now i’m here and i never say hello to followers because i think it’s giving yourself importance (and tumblr is full of that, isn’t it).
But i’ll say it now, hello to all my new followers, i hope you’re well and good looking.
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Black Books commentary
Tamsin Greig: you move quite smoothly actually
Dylan Moran: I am a dancer, it can't be contained
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“This stage, if it hasn’t already, probably will see a production of the...”
– Dylan Moran
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“And they say that after people make love there’s a kind of melancholia...”
– Dylan Moran
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“Don’t clap, I’m not a fucking jazz band!”
– Dylan Moran
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“‘Death before dishonour’. I always used to wonder, hey, exactly how...”
– Dylan Moran