- Me at 10 PM: fuck man i'm so tired
- Me at 4 AM: i must WRITE A NOVEL
i’m not a misandrist but i just find it really unattractive when men talk about their opinions on stuff like politics and the economy. Like, are you kidding me? Do they think that makes me want to sleep with them? Seriously, men should just bulk up in the weight room and keep what silly, inconsequential thoughts they have to themselves.
I’m not a misandrist, but I think men belong in the kitchen. I mean, most famous chefs are men, both now and historically. Clearly this shows that men are just evolutionarily more suited to prepare food.